LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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