Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
tequila makes me forget i have legs
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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