she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
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You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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