how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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