Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
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the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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