i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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