You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
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You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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