when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
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he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
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If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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