You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
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I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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