WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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