The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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