But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
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The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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