i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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