the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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