Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
love makes seman taste better
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
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take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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