If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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