Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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