Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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