did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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