I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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