I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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