Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
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He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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