Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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