Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
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I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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