I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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