He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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