But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
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girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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