I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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