are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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