Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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