butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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