no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
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im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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