we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
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dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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