Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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