No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
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All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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