maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
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it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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