Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
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If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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