i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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