they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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