why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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