i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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