Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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