I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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