it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
we're making bets on your personal life
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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