we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
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Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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