If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
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we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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