On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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