He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
We had to coat check the pizza.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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