I'm drive I can fine osifer
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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