But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
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Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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